So here's The Amazing Duo's Epic I wrote for my english class. lol. I didn't revise it or anything so sorry for the typos or screwed up sentences. Hahahaha. Crappy I know but I had to follow this stupid guide thingy my teacher gave us. Anyways hope you guys LOVE it. I cracks up everytime I read it. lol.
Oh and as for my fic, it's going to be called As Daylight Dies and I started the first chapter in Earth Systems today. Hahaha. I hate that class. Anyways, I'm not posting it until I have a couple chapters written out. Anyways, PEACE!
-Sierra
The Epic of Tuckyman and the Amazing Duo
Tuckyman, born in England in 1980, when he was roughly 2 years of age both his parents passed away due to a dilemma at The England National Mall. Tuckyman was sent to the States to live with his uncle in a small, cumbersome town in southern Kentucky. There he discovered his passion for helping others and his fascination for the Mall. Tuckyman looks like no other, standing 6 feet 3 inches with longer dark hair and bright blue eyes. He prefers his Zebra printed spandex, snakeskin vest and his all time favorite Cheetah print cape. When he is in uniform he becomes well aware of any situation and the environment of the Mall. He also has a special skill he discovered while on a job in Rhode Island, he has the power to control the mood around him. Example, if the Malls people are in a chaotic, fast-passed mood, then he would be able to calm people down.
When Tuckyman arrived to his uncle's house he of course had to attend school. There he met Scoot and Peanut, later becoming known as The Amazing Duo. The Amazing Dup helps Tuckyman while he is on his jobs. Even though The Amazing Duo do not have any special powers like Tuckyan they do know how to create a crazy, in the best way, and happy environment. The Amazing Duo, like Tuckyman, has a very unique uniform. We'll start with Peanut. Peanut has of course the best Peanut suit around made strictly of cotton and the finest peanut shells from the great plains of southern Georgia. To top it off, she is complete with her bright red cape. On to Scoot, she's a whole different story. He bright neon tights, tutu, shirt and cape help her stand out from a crowd. She is complete with her one of a kind neon scooter that has a mind of its own. Tuckyman with the help of The Amazing Duo make the best Mall-helping team in history.
Captain Boredom, where to start with this interesting person, he has short jet black hair, dark sinister hazel eyes, and very intimidating features.6'5, built like a brick wall, and the black and crimson colors of his jeans, t-shirt, and jacket cause him to intimidate anyone in his line of fire. The Mall is never the same once Captain Boredom is present. He wasn't always evil and psychopathic. It all happened one horrible day in summer a few decades ago. As he was sitting in the living room flipping through the TV channels, waiting for something interesting to come on, that was when boredom hit. Hit him so hard he fell into an inescapable pit of never ending boredom. He tried his hardest, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into crawling out of the pit but no matter what he did he ended up back at the start with nothing but boredom and darkness. All he wants is to be free from boredom and back to normal again but every time he gets close the never ending boredom sucks him back in. His motivation is watching people suffer in boredom so they know what it's like to be like him. Anyone and everyone who walk through the Mall doors are instantly plagued by the intolerable boredom.
Tuckyman and The Amazing Duo found out about Captain Boredom through Tuckyman's uncle. Tuckyman was pretty broken up about the location of the job, The England National Mall. Tuckyman knew vaguely about his parents but what he did know is what he didn't want to know. Captain Boredom plagued his parents' during Christmas Eve when Tuckyman was only a little boy. All they wanted was to get Tuckyman the orange push-cart that he begged for over and over again. Tuckyman knew that he was the only one for this job. With the help of The Amazing Duo he would be able to defeat Captain Boredom and lay him down for eternal rest. All he needed was the help from The Amazing Duo and the guidance from his parents' as they watched over their son.
Along the way, Tuckyman and The Amazing Duo run into a variety of people. Some of these people know exactly what their talking about and some of them think the group is completely nuts. One person was a huge help, his name was Beefcake. Beefcake got his name from Scoot when she met him. Beefcake is about 6'4, and a pretty buff guy. His real name is Matt and Peanut always called him Mattycake. Scoot thought that Mattycake was too common and she started calling him Beefcake. The name stuck with him. Beefcake assisted the group by showing them exactly what they needed to do to trap Captain Boredom and lay him to rest. Beefcake once tried to capture him, but failed due to the lack of thought put toward how he was going to approach the situation. Beefcake was very close to sending Captain Boredom away forever but one mistake and it was all over. The group carefully listened to Beefcake's tale.
While Scoot and Tuckyman headed toward the England National Mall, Peanut stayed back with Beefcake while they kept track on Captain Boredom. Scoot and Tuckyman were almost to the mall when they met Num-Nums the Elf. He was an helpful, gracious person with the looks of a regular person. But once you look at his face you could see he was an elf. His ears were poked up and he nose was at a slight point. Tuckyman asked him if he knew what it would take to conquer Captain Boredom. Num-nums response was simple, "To be truly honest, I'm not sure but my good friend knows exactly what it'll take and I can show you the way to this Mall you speak of". With that said, Scoot and Tuckyman followed Num-Nums to his friend's house. They were not expecting what they got, a tall, noble, unique, person by the name of Squeaky the Wizard. He was different to your normal wizard, no pointed hat just a black beanie with white writing. Scoot was scared, Tuckyman was confused, yet Num-Nums was still smiling. Squeaky welcomed the three in and let Tuckyman start explaining what was going on and why they were on this trip. Squeaky understood it all. He heard the same thing when BeefCake was on his journey. Squeaky gave Tuckyman and Scoot a small black pouch that he said was only to be opened once Captain Boredom was gasping for his last breath. Tuckyman and Scoot agreed to do exactly what Squeaky ordered, and with that Num-Nums showed them the way to the Mall. Scoot contacted Peanut and Beefcake telling them the directions to the Mall.
Once the four had Captain Boredom surrounded, and blocked, they did all they could to weaken him. Using Beefcake's strength, Tuckyman's special power, and The Amazing Duo's tracks of Craziness, they trapped him in the octagon of the Kid Marry-Go-Round. Captain Boredom slowly became weaker with every word the four said and yet at the same time became more powerful. Captain Boredom managed to force The Amazing Duo out of the Octagon and put them into a small pit of boredom. Beefcake's strength could only last for so long, soon it was just Tuckyman and Captain Boredom. To this day no one knows how Tuckyman got Captain Boredom to breath his last breath. Tuckyman opened the small blach pouch Squeaky the Wizard gave him and a bright blinding light covered every inch of the Mall. It a split second, the four friends were left with Captain Boredom's vanishing body. Slowly Captain Boredom's body faded away starting at the tip of his feet to the tip of the last strand of hair on his head. Tuckyman and his friends' did it. They saved the Mall and it's people from Captain Boredom. With the help of Squeaky, and Num-Nums they couldn't have done it. Beefcake left shortly after the Mall reopened. The Amazing Duo did a little shopping causing some chaos in the store but not once hurting anyone. Once Tuckyman gathered the two of them up headed home. While on the plane back to Kentucky, the three friends' decided to retire the jobs and lay to rest the uniforms and just become normal friends who occasionally disturbed the Mall.
